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What’s On My Mind: Can AI Be An Investment Expert?

Letโ€™s head for the danger zone! (Cue Kenny Loggins, please) Someone asked in my reader survey if I would cover how to use generative AI for stock market analysis. Yes, you can, but thereโ€™s a whole host of warnings. So letโ€™s get through all the warnings and disclaimers first.

Part 0: Warnings, Disclaimers, etc.

First and foremost, I am not a certified anything in finance. I hold no credentials and have no particular expertise in it. None of what I say in this newsletter is advice (in the legal sense of me telling you what to do) and the only advice you should take is from qualified, certified experts in the area. That is not even remotely me. My stock warning always applies: consult a qualified practitioner in your jurisdiction for advice for your specific situation.

Second, because itโ€™s something that touches finance and investment, I have to disclose any conflicts of interest. I have retirement savings, mostly 401K-style investments, that are invested in no load index funds because even with AI, Iโ€™m not going to beat the market. Iโ€™m invested in an S&P 500 index fund, an international index fund, some money market funds, and a couple of bond and commodity funds that are also passive. I donโ€™t buy or hold individual investments, nor do I recommend specific companies to invest in or short.

My biggest investment in an overall sense is as a co-owner of Trust Insights with my cofounder and CEO, Katie Robbert. Trust Insights does not currently have any financial management or investment clients; we do have clients that are publicly traded but we do not recommend investment for or against any client. You will see a paid product placement from my company, the Deep Research Suite, in this newsletter. I receive indirect financial benefit as an employee and owner if you make any purchases.

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Fourth and finally, nothing in finance and especially nothing in the stock market is ever guaranteed unless youโ€™re doing something illegal, like insider trading. There are no sure bets, and I cannot promise any outcomes if you use the information in this newsletter. This issue is solely for educational purposes. Any ideas you implement are at your own risk, and there is always a real, meaningful chance that any investment you make can become utterly worthless or even a liability, sometimes in the blink of an eye. Proceed entirely at your own risk.

Part 1: Can AI Be An Investment Expert?

Before we dig into specifics, letโ€™s tackle the big picture. Can AI act as a credible investment expert? If you go to places like Reddit or Xitter (my favorite neonym for the platform formerly known as Twitter, combining X and Twitter and pronouncing it in Hanyu Pinyin style as Shitter), you will see endless posts of investment bros touting how AI just made them a gazillion dollars.

Basic logic would suggest that if AI in fact did so, they would not be hanging out on Reddit. Theyโ€™d be on their private island in the Maldives with their gazillion dollars. Most of the time, if you dig deeper, you find out that theyโ€™re actually selling a book/course/secret method for supposedly making a gazillion dollars on the stock market with AI but they themselves are not gazillionaires (which reduces their credibility considerably).

Todayโ€™s generative AI models have encyclopedic knowledge of the investment world, having consumed a lot of data about it, butโ€ฆ much of that data is mashed up. Remember that generative AI models have no understanding of facts, no ground truth (Claudeโ€™s favorite term) at all. Theyโ€™re made of probabilities, and if they consume enough garbage, the probabilities around that garbage will exceed those of factual truth.

And the internet is filled with snake oil salesmen (and has been since the public was first allowed on it) promising get rich quick schemes – which the machines have also learned. So to start, the investment knowledge AI has broadly is untrustworthy, the foundational knowledge is shaky because of the sheer quantity of unhelpful, conflicting, or shady information on the internet about investments.

Second, generative AI models – even todayโ€™s state of the art models that every broligarch is touting as sentient Skynetesque machines that can hack into anything – also still canโ€™t count. When you take the base model and have it do math, even the best models fail at it, especially if the math is complex – and the math around the stock market is super complex.

For anything involving math of this level, you need classical AI – machine learning and statistics, usually run inside some kind of code like Python, Scala, Julia, R, etc. Generative AI simply isnโ€™t up to the task of doing this kind of math. Now, some generative tools have things like code interpreters (the ability to run limited amounts of code) right in chat, but those are often underpowered and have significant limitations, especially around data storage.

Third, generative AI models around anything stock-related have two serious data quality issues. The first is hallucination; AI tools are notorious for hallucinating in general, but when youโ€™re dealing with probabilities that have very high frequencies – like, say, prices around stock symbols – the risk is even higher.

Then thereโ€™s staleness. All AI models natively have a training data cutoff date; their knowledge ends after a certain point. For example, Google Geminiโ€™s 3.6 Flash model has a cutoff date of January 2025; nothing that happened after that date is in the modelโ€™s inherent knowledge. Claude Opus 5 has a cutoff of May 2026. That stale knowledge can have material impacts on investment strategy, for what I assume are obvious reasons. For example, investment strategies that worked during the pandemic are inapplicable now, but that core knowledge is part of what AI has trained on.

The last caution is a human caution. Humans as a rule tend to be incurious, especially with using AI. For example, I have a friend who has a habit of asking AI to do things like โ€œgive me a simple answerโ€ or โ€œgive me just the right answerโ€, which when it comes to investments and stocks is an incredibly dangerous practice. AI will always give you an answer. It may not be right, nor will it be thoughtful. At a minimum, we always want to ask AI for multiple answers, and ideally we have thoughtful, critical, and reflective conversations as part of developing answers.

Iโ€™ve said for some time now in my keynotes and workshops that the three most important skills in AI today are creative thinking, critical thinking, and contextual thinking; nowhere does this apply more than in high risk applications like finance and investments.

What we derive from all these cautions is three key principles for using AI in a stock and investment context:

  1. Bring your own data. From regulatory requirements to actual stock data, you cannot trust what AI knows, nor can you trust basic web search (because itโ€™ll surface the same swamp of questionable data).
  2. Write code to do classical AI/ML. Your best bet is to use AI for what itโ€™s best at – pattern identification in language, and creating language – and that language includes writing code. AI can write the necessary tools to do advanced analysis, and then help you interpret the results.
  3. Distrust should be your default. Do not trust what AI gives you. Verify and fact check yourself, always. Assume there are bad actors at every step of the way looking to waylay you and take your money.

Part 2: Setting Up

Before we can begin any kind of investment analysis, we need our data. As a reminder, you should be using paid AI tools with strong privacy protections OR local AI models that do not send data anywhere if you are using personally identifying financial data of any kind.

First, you need a catalog of your own finances and where things stand right now. Like a bachelorette party hitting the games at Mandalay Bay, know what you have to work with before you invest a single yuan. Itโ€™s deeply unsatisfying, but paying off a debt that costs you 29.95% APR interest is, quantitatively, a guaranteed return on investment because youโ€™re not paying interest on what you owe. Very little in the stock market is going to pay the same level of return as escaping those kinds of interest rates on debt.

Second, you have to be super clear about what kinds of stocks and investing you want to do, because trading strategies vary wildly based on your goals. Are you just messing around with day trading and penny stocks with a hundred bucks of play money? That requires one set of rules and methods. For example, in day trading, free data sources wonโ€™t cut it because theyโ€™re often delayed and in day trading, milliseconds count. Are you saving for retirement, and if so, when? Your time horizon dictates the level of risk you may be willing to accept; longer horizons allow for more risk.

Once you are crystal clear on your goals, write them down, then use AI deep research tools to gather information about the specific strategies, tactics, techniques, and methods of those goals. I recommend the newly released Trust Insights Deep Research Suite plugin and skills for your favorite agentic AI tools to do this; the suite walks you through commissioning multiple research reports and then merging them together to reduce hallucinations and cast a wide field.

Use this as your starter prompt in the suite:

Youโ€™re a stock and investing expert. Use the /deep-research-skill to help me build a research prompt for investing in {investment type}. My goals are {goals}. My level of acceptable risk is {risk}. My current general financial situation is {financial situation}. What are peer-reviewed strategies, tactics, techniques, and methods for doing this kind of investing? Iโ€™ll be starting with {money}. Your research should also include regulatory requirements and laws in {jurisdiction} related to the type of investing weโ€™ll be doing. What strategies are effective for my goals? What strategies are ineffective for my goals? In particular, I want to know statistical and analytical techniques for investment strategy both from inside finance as well as outside finance, explicitly searching for proven statistical and forecasting practices in other expert domains that apply to my goals. The downstream use of this research will be for constructing a system to do data analysis, forecasting, and recommendations using a language like Python, so your research should also include which libraries and packages are the best fit for this based on your search and analysis of techniques and methods, with an emphasis on avoiding common traps with this kind of data such as overfitting during backtesting and lookahead bias. Any packages or libraries you recommend should be FOSS and updated after {last 365 days). Also identify which freely available data sources are available to support a system like this, APIs and downloads. There is no maximum length on the research; clarity and factual correctness always take precedence over brevity. Conciseness that sacrifices thoroughness is an antipattern that creates serious and harmful risk.

The research suite will ask you for additional details, then create the prompt. Run the prompt, obtain your research from the different sources, and use the /research-merge skill to merge together the different reports into a master report.

What you should have is a complete, well-researched catalog of strategies, tactics, techniques, and methods along with the accompanying data sources and code recommendations to do a build.

For this issue, and in the video demo, I gave it a simple target – take USD 100 and double it in 90 days without going bust, using any legal vehicle (including non-stock systems). For the research tools, I used:

  • Gemini Spark (preferred over Gemini Deep Research because multiple agents do a much more thorough job)
  • Qwen Studio Deep Research
  • Perplexity (which completely failed at the task)
  • Minimax M3 in OpenCode

Part 3: Reviewing the Results

Once we’ve got the research merged, it’s time review it. In the example I gave, it came up with… nothing!

And by that, I mean the strategy I gave it came out to be completely infeasible, with the chances of success about 3% and the chances of failure about 90%. Here’s what it said:

No candidate strategy in the surveyed universe carries positive expected value after trading costs and taxes at USD 100 scale. This is a unanimous finding across all three independently-commissioned source reports underlying this merge โ€” not a majority-rule adjudication, but genuine convergence. The only positive-expected-value result anywhere in the merged evidence is a gross, pre-cost, pre-tax figure on long-tail event-contract longshots, and it is explicitly too small in magnitude to plausibly compound to a 100% return within a 90-day window even before costs are subtracted.

Bottom line for the decision this report exists to inform: the evidence does not support an expectation of doubling USD 100 within 90 days through any legal vehicle surveyed. If the experiment proceeds regardless โ€” as an explicitly bounded, fully-loss-tolerant exercise rather than an investment expected to succeed โ€” Section 12’s epistemic salvage plan specifies what to measure so the 90 days produce a generalizable lesson even when, as expected, the capital objective is not met.

Believe it or not, this is the best possible result, and here’s why: AI in general has a sycophancy problem. When we give it directives, like "tell me how to turn USD 100 into USD 200", it will try to be helpful and fulfill that directive in any way possible, including hallucinations and fabrications. It will literally make things up to make us happy, to be helpful.

In fields like finance, law, and health, this sycophancy leads to disastrous outcomes. AI telling us things to make us happy that are false leads to outcomes like people betting money they don’t have, or spurning necessary care.

When you get results that say, "No, you can’t do this, it’s not realistic, but if you want to try here’s how and you’re very likely to lose it all", to borrow Claude’s favorite negative parallelism construct, that’s not failure. That’s wild success – AI has conducted the research, assembled the pieces, and delivered a realistic, grounded assessment.

We want to see failures like this. We NEED to see failures like this, so that we know AI is working in the real world, not in people-pleasing mode that’s completely and dangerously delusional.

In turn, that means similar conclusions through this process are likely to hold up. If AI says yes to every request, be worried.

When we dig deeper into the report, what we find is a wealth of different methods and tactics that, should we foolishly proceed, would be an education in their own right. It reviews why standard investment algorithms are the wrong choice for the goal I set, specific techniques like actuarial ruin theory (aka when you’re going to fail), and even calls out where there are legal entablements. For example, Polymarket might legally be inaccessible to me based on where I live:

Three independent reports, three different routes, one conclusion. For a Massachusetts-resident principal, Polymarket is not an available vehicle, and the same reasoning reaches Kalshi and ForecastEx on non-sports contracts.

I Googled it myself and yep, it’s restricted here.

Further down in the report, it identified several domains, per the original prompt, where there are real learning and transfer opportunities for this kind of work – actuarial science, epidemiology, and especially meteorology. That’s right – weather forecasting. Turns out there are many rich, robust, peer-reviewed and proven algorithms in weather forecasting that we could transfer to this domain, such as brier scores, ensemble forecasting, model output statistics, and more.

Near the end is the tech stack, with a HUGE number of Python libraries, many of which I didn’t even know existed. There’s even a section on which backtesting tools to use to make sure we’re not overfitting on past data, and I only knew of one of the four listed.

And beyond that was a buffet of 33 free data sources I could use to extract data from these various markets to power an application, should I have chosen to do so. While I knew about 20 of them, the remaining 13 were new to me and now part of my mental toolkit for any finance/stock projects I might have in the future.

The final report weighs in at 146,000 words, or roughly a novel the length of 50 Shades of Gray or The Da Vinci Code, but substantially less thrilling than either. That said, it’s chock full of information across the entire project based on our prompt and could literally be a graduate education unto itself if you sat down and really studied each of the sections.

If you’re curious and you want to read it, you can find it here.

Part 4: Wrapping Up

Now, this was an experiment using what was objectively a stupid question, how I could reliably double my money in 90 days. If AI came up with something that said yes, here’s how with high confidence – that was LEGAL – I would be deeply concerned (but I’d probably try it). Look, if there really was a way to reliably double your money in 90 days legally, literally everyone would be doing it.

If I were to give it a far more sane prompt, like having it help evaluate my retirement portfolio’s allocations and distributions, chances are it would come up with an equally thorough report and I could build my software off that. Doubling your money in 90 days is implausible. Doubling your money in 30 years is highly plausible, and the process I outlined in this newsletter is exactly how you’d research that.

I’ll also point out that throughout this process, I did not hand off my critical thinking to the machine. I checked out claims, Googled stuff, and read it in depth to see what it came up with. The research merge pointed out lots of conflicting claims and how the tool resolved those claims, sometimes highlighting that there was no clear answer:

Both sources omitted a news and text-ingestion layer (no NLP, no filings parser beyond raw EDGAR JSON), consistent with Section 12’s finding that neither report located a free news data source.

As I said at the beginning of this issue, any time you’re working in the fields of finance, law, and health, you absolutely cannot be hands off. You cannot safely delegate to the machines and not check their work repeatedly, in depth. Yes, this process today worked fine and everything I spot checked was correct, but AI is by nature probabilistic, which means that the chances of it screwing up remain consistently high.

Finally, let me know in the replies/comments/wherever if you want to see what a version of this would look like with the sane prompt. Maybe I’ll do that as a part 2 if it would be of interest to you.

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