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The Year of the Yin Wood Snake
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Happy Lunar New Year! Welcome to the year of the yin wood snake.

Now, to be clear, even as a Korean by birth, Asian astrology is no more statistically valid than Western astrology. These systems were born of a time when people tried to make sense of the world any way they could, long before scientific instruments, calculators, computers, and AI. They’re fun, they’re a nice way to honor our cultural heritage, but they’re absolutely not a decision-making tool.

So, with that disclaimer, what is the year of the yin wood snake?

Every East Asian zodiac tends to follow the Chinese one, which has two energy states – 음 (eum) and 양 (yang), commonly known as yin and yang. Years are designated as yin energy or yang energy, shrinking or growing, darkening or brightening. This new year is a yin year.

There are also five elements in these calendars – wood (木), fire (火), earth (土), metal (金), and water (水). These interoperate in cycles of creation and destruction. Wood creates fire, which creates earth (ash), which creates metal, which creates water, which creates wood. Wood destroys earth (roots breaking up the soil), earth destroys water, water destroys fire, fire destroys metal, metal destroys wood. Which cycle you’re in is dictated by the yin or yang influence.

Finally, there are the twelve animals. Horse, goat, monkey, rooster, dog, pig, rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, and snake. The meaning of each animal is roughly the same in the different Asian cultures, but there are definitely regional variations. The animal signs are typically associated with your personality traits for the year of your birth, though they can also be interpreted to mean the energy of the year itself.

Snakes in most Asian lore are considered wise, vain, self-centered, stingy, cunning, intuitive, and introspective.

So, if you were to put that all together and attempt a narrative for the year ahead, it would be a yin wood year of the snake. The wood element in its destructive cycle breaks up earth, shaking the foundations of what was. The energy of the year is declining, contracting, and the snake’s traits suggest it’s a time to be clever, cunning, and intuitive, while expecting a lot of stinginess, self-centeredness, and vanity.

Yeah, not exactly a recipe for a year of surprise and delight. But that’s the nature of any kind of zodiac cycle. Every year can’t be explosively awesome.

Now, what do you do with this information? Well, it depends on how superstitious you are. Me? I’m not terribly superstitious, so it’s just an amusement. There are and will be people who will uproot their entire lives for the year to conform to whatever energies they believe are going to be present, and as long as they’re not hurting others, good luck to them (quite literally).

More than anything, it’s just a chance to understand life from a perspective that might not be your own.

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January 29, 2025
Shattered perception

4:03 PM. Second story of the parking garage outside of Student Loan Network headquarters. Dark and stormy night… wait, no, wrong story. Anyway, it’s Friday, the weekend is here, I’m ready to relax and head to the Boston Martial Arts Center for an evening of training when I get to my car and notice…

Yep. My rear passenger window has been shattered, blown into a thousand pieces by some blunt force. My first reaction, of course, is more than a bit of profanity, followed by my checking out the car to see if anything inside is missing. I’m carrying my laptop, DSLR, video camera, lenses, iPods, etc. on my person so I know they can’t be missing. (yes, when I go to work, I look like a digital sherpa) The car’s GPS is built into the frame, so it’s not like you can just reach in and take it.

What in the world made someone want to bust into my car, when there was nothing obvious to take?

Then I notice something really odd. I’m standing in glass. A lot of glass.

This makes no sense to me. Why is there glass all over the concrete, when smashing in the window should put the glass all inside the car, or mostly inside the car?

I wait for a bit while building security investigate, records the incident, and notify the local police. Incidentally, the police dispatch said, “We’re really kind of busy now. We’ll take the information but we don’t have any officers to spare…”

So I look around a bit and then notice what is missing from my car. In fact, it’s missing from the car, but not by much. 10 feet away, next to another car, is my gym bag.

Suddenly it makes sense. Smash in the window, grab the bag, and as you pull it out, it pulls the rest of the window out, spewing glass all over the concrete like crystalline vomit.

By now I’m more intrigued than anything. Everything valuable is on me, and being the overly cautious financial sort (working in financial aid does that to you), I know insurance will cover everything with no deductible. So I wander over to my bag, noticing that my workout clothes are strewn about on the parking lot concrete.

Whoever broke the window and took the bag was looking for something in it. A Rolex? Jewelry? Drugs? Who knows? I have none of those things because again, I’m a nerd and all my valued possessions are devices which are usually on me.

After all is said and done, I end up laughing most of the way home, the mental image of a petty crook doing a furtive smash & grab, frantically crouched down between vehicles, rifling through workout clothes, possibly holding their nose the entire time, only to come away with lingering gym bag odor and not much else. Sucker!

There is an important lesson here, of course, and that is even the perception of valuables is enough to motivate a desperate thief. I’d guess he or she has had enough success in the past with the same tactic that it was a risk worth taking in our parking garage. For the future, I’ll keep my workout bag in the trunk, and if you find yourself in similar circumstances, you might want to do the same. The economy’s continued pressures on everyone means that desperation will only increase.

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September 19, 2009
Fireworks alternatives for the 4th of July
A few news outlets are reporting bans on fireworks and cancelations of 4th of July exhibits – so what do you do in place of fireworks?

Well, there’s always Diet Coke and Mentos. Seriously.
- Diet Coke and Mentos will not start wildfires.
- Diet Coke and Mentos will not make your clothes smell like cordite.
- Diet Coke and Mentos will not accidentally remove limbs or blind you unless you’re really, really careless.
- Diet Coke and Mentos are both consumable in case you change your mind.
- Diet Coke and Mentos are mostly made in America.
There will, of course, still be fireworks, too.

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July 1, 2008
2008 Recession or Depression is Likely

2008 Recession or Depression is Likely

I’ve been doing a lot of reading lately. Most of it has not been of good news and all of it has been about the economy. The economic issues that have caused disruption and disorder in 2007 – the credit crunch, housing bubble bursting, and high fuel prices – are, by my estimates, only going to get worse in 2008.

Here, for example, is the number of subprime mortgages set to reset in the coming year, courtesy of the Dallas Federal Reserve Bank.

The economic difficulties that resulted from subprime mortgages going bad – loan portfolio writedowns, CDOs and other financial instruments imploding – all will only accelerate in 2008. Take a look at March, 2008 on the chart. From about $35 billion in resets to$ 50 billion – and upwards of 70% of subprime mortgages seem to be going bust lately. This is going to be a major economic shock.

On December 2, Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez may gain the power from his constituents to suspend oil production in Venezuela, according to the LA Times. Should he gain that power, he can throw America under the bus, as a hefty percentage of American fuel runs through the refineries of Venezuela. A fuel crisis just as the holidays hit would be a major psychological shock to the US economy.

How do you deal with this all? Well, prepare as much as you can. Investments are likely to be unsafe – double check your retirement and where money is allocated. Look internationally or in secured accounts, and soon. Cash is king; debt is your enemy. On the fuel front, if you have any option of switching off fossil fuels to biomass – even a wood stove – do so, or have the capacity to do so. If you’re economically able to do so, now is the time to trade in the gas guzzler for the most efficient thing your money can buy. Negotiate with your office if possible to telecommute as much as you can – if gas hits $4/gallon, not driving a day a week to work could pay for the fastest class of broadband available in your area.

It’s never a bad idea to have some emergency rations on hand. Brown and white rice store well in plastic, animal and insect-resistant containers, cook relatively easily, and last for months, if not years. Having a few gallons of water in your basement in sealed jugs is always smart, even in the best of times.

Be ready. 2008 is going to be a rough ride.

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November 19, 2007
Nunavut – Battleground for the Arctic

Ever heard of Nunavut, Canada? I hadn’t. That shows how badly out of date my geographic knowledge of Canada is. Nunavut was designated a Canadian territory in 1999, splitting off from the Northwest Territories. It’s a huge place – 31,000 people spread over an area the size of Western Europe, and it’s a name you’ll be hearing a lot more of in the coming years and decades. Why?

Well, Nunavut contains some of the northernmost points of North America. Previously, that was only sort of interesting, as the area is cold and icy.

Thanks to global warming, it’s not as cold nor as icy any more, and that means the opening of the Arctic Ocean to shipping. What does that mean? Ships won’t necessarily be forced to use the Panama Canal any more – a ship could conceivably sail from England to Tokyo across the Arctic Ocean – which will change the flows of international commerce. This is the Northwest Passage, and is hotly debated in international circles. Canada says the Northwest Passage is sovereign territory. The United States and the EU claim it’s international waters. The difference? Millions of dollars in shipping and passage.

Prime Minister Stephen Harper has repeated that the Northwest Passage belongs to Canada. Frankly, as an American who can actually locate it on a map, Mr. Harper is welcome to it, since most everything you can buy in the United States is made in China anyway. I suspect my opinion is probably in the minority, though. America’s track record for respecting other nations’ sovereignty hasn’t been so hot the last 7 years or so.

Is it wrong of me to say that if you can’t locate Nunavut on a map, your opinion on Canada’s sovereignty claims are automatically invalid?

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November 18, 2007
Offline

I’ll be off the grid until 9/4/07. If it’s urgent, call me if you have the number. Play nicely with each other!

August 31, 2007
Out of the Office Autoreply: God's on break, please call back later.

Based on what’s in the book of Genesis from the Abrahamic bibles, God created everything in six days.

Day 1. Universe.
Day 2. Earth and water.
Day 3. Land and shrubbery.
Day 4. Seasons, day, and night.
Day 5. Critters.
Day 6. Mankind.
Day 7. Break.

If you assume that God’s calendar works differently than humans, and that the universe, based on the best research available, is between 12 and 16 billion years old, here’s a rough timeline:

Day 1. Universe. 12 billion years ago.
Day 2. Earth and water. 1.3 billion years ago. (Rodinia)
Day 3. Land and shrubbery. 500 million years ago.
Day 4. Seasons, day, and night. We’ll chalk this one up to error as pre-biblical folks weren’t exactly strong at astronomy 5,000 years ago.
Day 5. Critters. 300 million years ago.
Day 6. Mankind. 2 million years ago (homo erectus)
Day 7. Break.

Based on the giant times between periods – 200 million years or more – it’s funny to think that we might still be on Day 7, meaning God’s still out having coffee or whatever it is deities do during their off hours, and probably will be for at least another 180 million years…

Do prayers get an out of the office autoreply? It certainly would explain why a lot of people’s prayers are not answered but occasionally some are. Maybe God checks his messages infrequently when he’s on vacation.

August 23, 2007
Too many cameras…
I just realized after ordering a new Nikon D40 that I have too many cameras.
- Kodak DX6490
- Canon SD450
- Nikon Coolpix L2
- JVC PV-GS120
- Sharp something or other
- Sanyo VPC-CG65
- Nokia N91
On the bright side, they all work. One of these days, I’ll open a used camera store or something.

How much fully functional but not often used stuff do you have laying around?
July 31, 2007

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