Superhero Powers You Have Right Now

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Here’s a breakdown of some popular superhero powers – and the means by which you have them right now, with no additional work on your part.

Clairvoyance/Remote Viewing:
– Google Earth
– Google Maps
– YouTube
– UStream.tv
– Flickr

Telepathy/Empathy:
– Blogs
– Twitter
– RSS
– Email
– Server log files

Telekinesis/Psychokinesis:
– EatNow.com
– Webcams
– Stickam
– Buying anything online

Psychometry:
– Google

Precognition:
– Google
– RSS
– Data Aggregators
– SPSS

Astral Projection:
– Second Life

Clairaudience:
– Podcasts

Omnilinguism:
– Google Translate
– Babelfish

Mind Control:
– Online marketing

Encyclopedic Knowledge:
– Internet access

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