A few news outlets are reporting bans on fireworks and cancelations of 4th of July exhibits – so what do you do in place of fireworks?

Well, there’s always Diet Coke and Mentos. Seriously.

  • Diet Coke and Mentos will not start wildfires.
  • Diet Coke and Mentos will not make your clothes smell like cordite.
  • Diet Coke and Mentos will not accidentally remove limbs or blind you unless you’re really, really careless.
  • Diet Coke and Mentos are both consumable in case you change your mind.
  • Diet Coke and Mentos are mostly made in America.

There will, of course, still be fireworks, too.

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