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Teaching The Pebbles
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When Mr. Penn approached me, as he had others, with the opportunity to create a guest post for him in his absence, I was initially and naturally quite honored. That feeling, however, turned like spring weather in the Midwest often does to a horrible feeling of dread. How could I, far from a professional or even remotely consistent blogger of letters, possibly hold a candle burning at both ends to the likes of Mr. Wall, Ms. Hoffman, Mr. Kownacki, or even Mr. Penn himself?

It took me a few days of fighting a Xanax-resistant strain of seizing panic to finally realize what he did here: not only was this an opportunity to fill space on Mr. Penn’s website while he racked up more frequent flyer miles than Clark Kent, it was a teaching moment directed squarely at me, and that’s a superpower we all possess.

Despite the reflexive reach for a gas mask that the term “life coach” compels out of me, we all possess some knowledge of some subject we can convey to someone else in the world. It could be a mechanical, philosophical, intellectual, or an artistic skill or talent, but the unrealized superpower in all of us is this: No matter the pursuit and how much you think you know or don’t know about it, there is always someone who knows less about that subject than you. These people are your target, your audience, and your unrealized opportunities.

It’s important to remember that whatever your subject or level of expertise, your students will almost never be blank slates. Like pebbles on a mountaintop, each student will behave differently in accordance with their natural gifts, needs, and their own unique imperfections. Some of these pebbles will stubbornly refuse to move, fighting the push of external force and the pull of gravity and in doing so deny themselves their own innate potential, accepting a destiny of forever remaining where they lie. Some will veer off too soon, impulsive and without direction, and tumble off the mountain, never to be heard from again. Some only seem to move when forcefully motivated by the boot of the teacher. Many will sadly slide down the smoothest path available, avoiding friction and resistance at every possible turn, safely landing at the goal of the bottom without so much as a scratch, but at the same time unnoticed and with little fanfare — they will have traded away their potential for an easy victory but are left with nothing to build on of their own.

The best students, however, will be the ones that show patience. They recognize their flaws and they wait — waiting to be shaped by the teacher’s tools — however limited those tools may seem — and allowing the experience and the environment to smooth away the imperfections. They’re the last pebbles to leave the mountaintop. Once these pebbles are ready and set down the path of the mountain, however, they become immense, awe-inspiring forces unto themselves that even the teacher dares not stand in the way of. They command a following of the very environment around them they once waited unassumingly in — water, ice, wind, boulders the size of cities — and transform it all into a crushing, unconquerable force of an avalanche that changes the landscape of the world.

What about the teacher, you ask? Of course the teacher is a pebble himself influenced by his own teacher until set free to become the foundation of his own mountain. Turn enough pebbles into unstoppable waves of energy, however, and you will be seen as the real definition of a superhero — something everyone will fear and respect for your ability as a kingmaker to unleash the power of the pebbles under your care.

My own pebble is the girl in the picture above, and my shaping tool is a camera. She’s ever the patient student and has taken well to learning my photographic philosophy of being part of the world she imagines inside the camera — as opposed to being simply on the world with a camera in hand. You can see the rounding of the corners and the smoothing of the jagged edges of this pebble with every new photograph she captures. Should it continue to be her pursuit, it will not be long before she is ready to be set upon a world that will never see her coming — and I will take great joy in watching the elements at her command rush past me and form something more amazing than I could ever imagine for myself.

It’s one of the many open secrets of the universe that we all possess this ability — most of us simply fail to realize it. We are content to be our own unassuming pebbles gliding down the easiest route possible on someone else’s mountain.

Your challenge and biggest reward as a teacher is to find these pebbles of opportunity on your own mountaintop and set them upon the unsuspecting world below, transforming them from a humble start into something unimaginatively powerful. These pebbles do not necessarily need to be children or relatives — we are surrounded by potential pebbles of all ages in nearly every interactive aspect of our daily lives.

Be a superhero: Find a pebble and teach it to become its own mountain.

Bryce Moore (@abiteofsanity) is an IT professional by day, a photographer by love, and one of Christopher Penn’s many pebbles by grace and choice. While trying to duck out of the way of boots thrown in the area of his cranium, he photoblogs daily and writes not nearly enough according to some people at abiteofsanity.com.
April 18, 2011
Stop Being the Green Lantern of Business
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In Chris’s flagship post about how we’ve all become modern superheroes at business, he points out how common some “super powers” (infinite knowledge, instant communication) have become. In a way, that means the barrier to entry for becoming a workplace superhero is getting dangerously low — and that opens the door for lame superheroes.

And you probably are one… but you don’t have to be.

Why I Would Kill for a Weakness to Kryptonite

Quick: what’s Aquaman’s weakness?

He needs to be in contact with water at least once a day.

But wait… don’t we all? That’s not a very “super” weakness, is it?
Sure, he can talk to fish, but he has to do it from the water cooler.
And that makes him about as “super” as your district manager.

But it could be worse.

Quick: what’s Green Lantern’s weakness?

Yellow.

That’s right: yellow. Green Lantern’s ring is powerless against a color *that also happens to be a component OF green.* (Go figure THAT one out…)

Meanwhile, what’s Superman’s weakness?

Kryptonite.

That’s right: aside from magic (which doesn’t really exist) and lead (which has felled better men than Clark Kent over the past century), Superman’s main weakness is being exposed to radioactive asteroid chunks of his exploded home planet.

And how many of THOSE do you think people find on the side of the road? Not many.

Which is why Superman is Superman, and why Aquaman is the guy the Justice League usually asks to wait by the phone while they handle the REAL emergencies.

What the Hell Does This Have to Do With YOUR Job?

Everything.

If we’re all superheroes, then we need GOOD super-weaknesses. We can’t be flummoxed by dehydration and primary colors. And yet, most gurus I know fail completely when it comes to simple skills like:

* time management
* financial planning
* customer service
* self-awareness
* spelling

If the power of the Internet gives each of us an honorary membership in the Justice League of Business, we owe it to the people we’re supposed to be helping (e.g., your clients or, if you’re a nonprofit, the whole of humanity) to not be rendered useless by basic tasks. We should be improving our basic skills AND our “super” powers at all times, so the services we provide truly ARE unparalleled. And we need to identify the bad habits and external pressures that are capable of derailing our workflow (and our careers) so we can work around them, learn to disable them, and eventually overcome them.

So… what’s YOUR Kryptonite?

(Are you sure it’s not just yellow?)

HINT: If there’s a flaw in your work approach that you just can’t fix, team up with someone who’s really good at the things you do horribly. As the Wonder Twins taught us all, there’s strength in numbers — especially when one of you can transform into a dinosaur. So work on that.

Justin Kownacki is a writer, videographer, brand strategist and media consultant. Since 2003, he’s created and produced the web sitcoms Something to Be Desired and The Baristas. He also tweets far, far too much. You can find Justin on the web here:
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April 15, 2011
Taking The Vow of Super Heroism
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I , (insert name here), also known as (insert Super hero Name here) promise to always use my SuperHero powers for good. I promise I will use the items I’ve purchased here today safely and in the name of Justice. I promise to remain ever vigilant, ever true.

-Required Oath before any purchase at The Brooklyn Superhero Supply Store

When Chris refers to his blog as Awakening Your Superhero, I always think of this as a collection of messages to remind us to be a bit better than we are every day, and to do a bit more for others. Dave Eggers and his 826 project, which provides free tutoring and writing coaching for kids in eight centers across the Country embodies the spirit of this heroism in all of its locations, especially in the center located behind the secret wall in the Brooklyn Superhero Supply Store. Anyone wishing to make a purchase of their excellent Superhero supplies must take the Vow of Heroism, complete with hand over heart. As silly as it may seem, I felt special as I recited the vow, and I hope by reading this blog, you will consider taking a similar vow as well.

Vows and slogans are ideals to live up to. The tough part, as we all know too well, is taking those broad statements of good intention, and making them operational- making them work every day. To help you with that, here is my list of every day action items that help me live up to my Vow of Heroism (my Super Hero To Do List):

1. Do something for someone else without any expectation of return, at least once a week. This means starting to look out for others as you look out for yourself. It may mean helping someone spontaneously without being asked. It may mean making a special snack for your kids. It may mean heading off trouble for a friend. It could be anything, but it should be something that’s done just to be a good human being, without any thought of pay back. Maybe it’s doing a volunteer job, or going that extra mile for a customer- anything that requires you do more than the average. The secret here is that you do get a return, whether it’s karmic or just the warm feeling you get inside, but the act of doing something just because is a super power to everyone you interact with.

2. Be Brave. Try something that’s out of your comfort zone, or confront a fear you have, and deconstruct why it scares you so much. Whenever I feel myself resisting or avoiding something, I know that’s often fear-based. Once I start tearing the thing apart, I find out I’m afraid of failing, of being wrong, of feeling stupid or humiliated or admitting a mistake. In the end, fessing up to myself and owning whatever it is helps me get rid of the fear and move forward. It’s not easy, but trust me, facing your fear in the eye is the most important skill you can have to awaken your own Super Hero powers. (Everyone has a weakness to their own version of Kryptonite.)

3. Be Loyal. This means looking out for friends, colleagues, and clients. It means warning friends of pending trouble, and also looking out for opportunities they can use even if you can’t. If you see a job advertisement, for example, that’s not right for you, is there anyone in your network who could use it? Can you tweet it out and see if it gets to the right person? Can you offer someone help or pointers without sounding like you are secretly trying to diss them or seem superior? Can you offer them helpful advice? These little acts of looking out for others and having their back will make you the best friend anyone has ever had, and that’s value beyond measure.

4. Be Reverent. This means being respectful of others and their powers, and maybe even looking for ways you can all work together for the greater good of your community and/or your business. Respect the talents of others, and look for ways they compliment your own. By knowing your own strengths and those of others, you can overcome any of those pesky weaknesses as a joint force.

5. Remember that Today’s Side Kick is Tomorrow’s Super Hero. For goodness sakes, don’t tear apart other super heroes or their side kicks and minions just because their talents are not yet as evolved as yours. Everyone starts on a different point of the path, so help nurture those sidekicks and minions into true independent heroes of their own.

6. And remember– Villians who have a change of heart will be welcomed and not be referred to as “on a short leash”. Even those who have spent time on the Dark Side can have a change of heart at any time. It’s often hard to regain trust once its lost, but we’ll be better off if we assume that everyone is well-meaning and trying their best. For the few times I guess incorrectly at someone’s motive or purpose, I gain more from expecting people to live up to high expectations than I ever do lowering the bar or assuming the worst. It’s a risk we Super Heroes have to take.

I hope these pointers help you channel your Super Hero. I know Chris helps me find mine, and challenges me to do my best every day, and I hope collectively, we can help you do the same.

Whitney Hoffman is Director of Operations for the Podcamp Foundation, a digital media consultant, and author of the upcoming Differentiated Instruction Book of Lists, to be published by Jossey Bass, a division of Wiley & Sons this summer. You can find her online on twitter @LDpodcast, or on her various blogs www.whitneyhoffman.com or www.differentiatedinstruction.co.
April 14, 2011
Crisis and Motivation
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I’m pleased and honored to guest post over here at Awaken Your Superhero. Chris and I have worked together for years on the Marketing Over Coffee podcast, which has allowed us to hang out with cool kids like Chris Brogan, Mitch Joel, Seth Godin, and David Meerman Scott, as well as the thousands of members in the MoC LinkedIn group. I’m happy to help him out with a bit of writing, and to have a chance to chat with you, loyal reader.

In my efforts to maintain an image of professionalism I normally avoid referring to Super Heroes in my daily work. The image of comic book fanboy as adolescent doofus is a powerful one, and perhaps one day it will go through the same transition that blogging has gone through – from that of basement dwelling dork to the latest application of technology to writing and storytelling. But I’m not holding my breath.

As a reader here, you have already moved beyond the Superhero stigma, so I thank you for the chance to speak freely. By virtue of nothing more than the number of years I have followed the comic industry I’ve amassed a broad knowledge of the genre, a use of time I rank as better than watching television, but not as worthwhile as traveling or exercising.

The concept of the superhero meshes nicely into both mythology and religion. The tales of heroes, the brave and the bold, performing incredible feats is universal and an excellent way to educate. But it’s not enough that our heroes have the power to accomplish great things, the stories are only interesting if there is conflict. The ability to survive crisis (a term with an extensive history to those who know DC), challenges on a larger stage, is often the cornerstone of a great tale of adventure.

The benefit of these stories is that they define what makes us all heroes, that fire in our core that keeps us motivated. They give solid examples of the determination in your heart that tells you to go one more round when your body says “stay down”. We look to the heroes as the people we want to be, those who stand up when duty calls. Reading about, or better yet meeting heroes who have the courage to do what is necessary can inspire you to do the same.

Chris and I have been able to work together through the uncanny coincidence that we live very close to each other. Both of us are along the race course for the Boston Marathon that will be held this Monday. I ran the marathon in 2002 and there’s one moment that was (literally) the darkest hour of that adventure.

A big problem with me running Boston is that I am a big fat bastard (BFB), and when the temperature goes up, my ability to stay cool and maintain pace drops off rapidly. With this race so early in the season, the majority of training is done in the winter and then race day is a roll of the dice. You can get snow or sleet, or you could get over 70 degrees and a sunburn (my Perfect Storm scenario, which played out perfectly, much to my chagrin). Another problem of being a BFB is that many will argue that this is the most prestigious marathon in the world, attended by the World’s Finest, so the organizers are able to set qualifying times that an average athlete (never mind a donut chowing bozo like myself) will never get to. In a wonderfully inspired bit of marketing, many charities have taken advantage of the hubris of would be runners, and offer a race number if you agree to a fund raising threshold (now usually around $3,000).

The Franciscan Hospital for Children had thrown a number of events for young professionals in Boston, and this was how I was notified that they had numbers. I signed up in December and began upping my mileage from my max of 10 to 26.2. As part of the program I took a tour of the hospital and the day care facility they run there fo

r children that have medical needs that make it impossible for them to attend any other day care program. I met a young lady I’ll call Dee, to preserve her privacy, who had the voice of an angel, and we had a picture taken that was liked enough to be used in the Annual Report for the hospital that year (in the full size photo you can see that I am actually still sweating, my metabolism cranked up from doing 12 miles around the Charles River that morning).

By the end of February I was falling apart, not only was I feeling a twinge in my knee, just finding the time and energy for both work and the additional workouts was taking its toll. As the alarm went off at 5:30 am and I faced a run of 10 miles in the dark, over ice, I finally broke, ranting and raving in the dark. Only half jokingly I said “F— this. I’m not doing this, f— the marathon”. My (then not yet) wife asked “What about the hospital? You’ve committed this to them.” I said “F— them, they suckered me into doing this, and worse yet I need to get them $2,500 for the right to do it.” She paused and asked “What about Dee?”

This stopped me completely. Even on my worst day, standing there in the dark, I could not say anything bad about a young lady that faces more challenges just getting to school than I face on what I consider a bad day. My dear wife had invoked one of my own heroes. I took a deep breath, wiped my eyes, kissed my wife, and went out to do my miles.

John J. Wall (@johnjwall) is the co-host of Marketing Over Coffee and writes about his life at Ronin Marketeer. He harbors no illusion that he is a runner as he still qualifies for the fat guy division (commonly called Clydesdale). In May 2011 he will be running the Run To Home Base, an event that raises funds for veterans dealing with traumatic brain injuries and post traumatic stress disorder. If you would like to support those who have fought for your freedom, please consider donating. Thanks true believers!
April 13, 2011
The suitcase is packed again
The suitcase is packed again and it’s off to distant lands, this time for well over a week. I’m headed out on a vacation to someplace that’s almost-new, that I’ve almost never been to before – Seoul, South Korea. I say almost because once upon a time, long ago, I was born there, in a time when things weren’t nearly as good as they are now.

I tell you this not because it’s a particularly interesting story in and of itself, but as a living testimonial about the success of adoption. The mother I was born to recognized she wasn’t able to provide the kind of life she thought I should have, so shortly after I was born, I was adopted and sent over to the United States of America to live and grow up, which I did quite happily and became the person you know me as today.

Adoption is one of the best solutions for people who want to have kids but are thinking about the impact of yet another human being on a planet full of nearly seven billion of them. It’s a crowded place that we live, and giving a child whose life ahead might not be filled with as much opportunity a chance in your home is an incredible gift to give if you’re able to do so. Adopted kids like me love their adoptive parents just as much, if not more, and go on to very interesting lives like mine.

Now I head back on vacation, not to see what I missed, but to celebrate what South Korea has become in the decades since I left and see the sights. I’d never trade what I have in this lifetime, but I’m excited to see how the land has changed from what I read growing up to being the technological and industrial powerhouse it is today.

While I’m away on vacation, you’ll be seeing guest posts on the blog from a few folks I asked to think about the awaken your superhero theme. I think you’ll actually get more out of those folks than you do from me on the topic, so I look forward to seeing what they have to teach.

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April 12, 2011
This too shall pass
There’s a cliche that’s arguably over a hundred years old in the United States, to stop and smell the roses, an admonition against hurrying through life so fast that you miss all of the delights of life. Variants of this phrase and ideal stretch back as far as recorded human history goes. For example, Judaism contains an admonition to enjoy all that was created, and it’s even considered a sin by some interpretations to reject the wonders of life. (those of you who are active practitioners, feel free to correct me)

When I see friends writing and speaking about being ambitious, being hungry, wanting to do more, more, more, I’m partly happy and partly sad for them. Happy that they’re driven to accomplish, that they’re driven to do so much and create many good works, but saddened that they’re rushing through their lives, saddened that when the ride is over, I truly wonder if they will have actually enjoyed their lives fully.

What brings this to mind right now is the perfect evening breeze blowing through my window. Not too cool, a touch of humidity hinting at the springtime coming around, a faint scent of greenery as the first shoots pop out of the ground. It’s a breeze worth taking the time out to enjoy, which I did before writing this, the sort of breeze that will stir memories of youthful adventures when we’re old. You know exactly the kind if you’ve lived for a few years, the kind of breeze that will make you get up and go outside for a bit, maybe even grab a beverage to enjoy with it.

If there’s one teaching tool I’ve learned over the years to help me counteract the very bad habit of rushing past things, it’s the simple phrase, “this too shall pass”. Everything good and bad, right and wrong, new and old, eventually fades to nothing. Every joy, every sorrow, everything comes to an end. “This too shall pass” is a mantra and reminder to poke yourself with: if you’re enjoying something now, take the time to really enjoy it, because it will pass and it will never come again exactly as it is now.

Now if you’ll excuse me, an evening breeze is calling my name.

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April 12, 2011
When is the best time to tweet?
When is the best time to tweet?

… is the wrong question. At least as it’s currently being asked in social media, it’s not only the wrong question, it’s an overly simplified question that provides an answer that’s not likely to help you meet your goals. It’s a question that is presented to people who are looking for a too-simple, easy-money, push-button answer to their ailing and failing social media efforts. Luckily, I happen to know that you, as a reader of this blog, are looking for more than pat answers.

Let’s dig into this question of when to tweet a little bit, show how you can set up your own data collection, and look at different meanings of the question.

The most common measure of “when to tweet” is the retweet. It’s useful for judging how valuable an audience thinks your content is, and it does have some level of impact on your SEO. With that in mind, let’s see if anyone is retweeting you. Go to search.twitter.com and search for RT @yourusername. If no one is retweeting you, the question is moot. If people are retweeting you, then we should catch that data. Here’s how.

First copy the feed of your search:

Then subscribe to it in a Google Reader account:

Now that you’ve got the data feed, wait a week or two. The longer you can delay gratification while tweeting normally, the better the results will be. A week is the absolute minimum amount of time you need to wait for Google Reader to collect its data. A month is better.

Once you’ve finished your data collection period, it’s time to see what the data shows. Google Reader does a nice bit of data analysis for you – just click on the Show Details link in the upper right hand corner of your feed and you’ll be able to see reporting on the last 30 days, as well as the time of day and the day of week. Here’s when people retweet me, based on time of day:

Here’s when people retweet me, based on day of week:

Do you see how dangerous a pat answer like “the best time to tweet is Tuesday at 7 PM” is? If I were a social media newbie grasping for answers and I decided I should focus all my efforts on that overly-simple answer, I’d lose opportunities on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of every week.

Let’s take a step back. What if retweets isn’t what I’m looking for? Suppose I’m interested more in how engaged people are with my company, with me, with my brand? Suppose conversation matters more than mindless spamming of the retweet button by a zombie army? I’d want to focus on actual conversations, wouldn’t I? Here’s how to find them. Start by searching Twitter for your username minus RT and minus http (which is the prefix for a link). Example:

I will see more actual conversations and replies with this search. Let’s subscribe to it, get a week’s worth of data or more, and see what Google Reader says:

Apparently I’m antisocial on Saturdays:

Conversation and engagement are different measures than simple share of voice via retweet, and this search will gather that up for you. If you care about engagement, “when is the best time to tweet” answers based on retweets will not help you.

Suppose, however, I’m more of a numbers guy, and I’m more concerned about what social media can do for my business as opposed to mindshare or engagement, nice as those are. Suppose I want to see some dollars? Is there a best time to tweet? Why yes, yes there is. Assuming you use Google Analytics with goals and goal values set up, you can create a report that looks at sources of traffic (Twitter) and goal completions by hour of the day. There is, in fact, a best time to tweet for my audience for the purposes of completing transactions:

Obviously, I can slice this up by day of the week as well.

If I’m concerned about actual business volume being generated, this version of “when is the best time to tweet” is a lot more valuable.

One thing that none of these questions addresses, however, is causality. All of this is correlative and associative data, which can be incredibly dangerous to rely on. I recommend reading Tom Webster’s piece on this as it’s an excellent read.

What does this mean? If you’re making judgements about courses of action based on correlative data, you’re hoping the underlying cause (which you may or may not know) works to your benefit. For example, ice cream sales are correlated to drowning deaths. If you try to set inventories based on historical records of drowning deaths, you’ll probably do relatively well, even if you fail to understand that the underlying cause is summertime for both data sets.

However, by not understanding the cause, I’m at the mercy of another data set that isn’t the cause of my sales. For example, let’s say there was a tsunami near my place of business in December and there were thousands of deaths by drowning from it. If I rely on that data in future seasons, I’ll be buying a lot of wasted inventory in December because drowning deaths are not the cause of ice cream purchases.

When is the best time to tweet is heavily influenced by when I tweet, because Twitter is an attention-based, real-time medium. 5 AM Eastern Time will never be the best time to tweet according to this data because I’m not on Twitter then! It might actually be a great time for me to be tweeting, but I’m not awake.

This is the greatest fallacy of “when is the best time” questions: Looking at the existing data may be leading me astray because I fail to recognize underlying factors that are actual causes.

Let’s take a look at what I mean. Suppose I went to MyTweeple.com and extracted a list of my 2,500 most recent followers, then feed that data into a geo-mapping application like Google Maps and BatchGeo.com.

Click here to explore this map fully, it’s fun.

When is the best time to tweet? Well, suppose I tweet at 7 AM Eastern Time. If you look, there are a decent number of followers in Western Europe, where it is just around or after lunch. Without exploring data in great detail, I might assume that people are retweeting me because it’s early on the East Coast (where I live), but in fact, the retweets are coming from people at lunch in Europe.

Do you see now why “when is the best time to tweet” is a minefield fraught with wrong answers to misunderstood questions?

Do your own research. Test. Investigate. Be scientific in your approach. You might just uncover insights into your audience that no one else has!

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April 8, 2011
More marketing rocks ready to roll
In classical physics, there are two very basic forms of energy (discounting those nutty folks in the quantum mechanics department): potential and kinetic energy.

Potential energy is energy that hasn’t been used yet. Push a rock to the top of a hill and it has tremendous potential energy, but it’s not energy being exerted because the rock is just sitting there.

Kinetic energy is energy in motion, energy at work. Give the rock at the top of the hill a shove and all that potential is released as kinetic energy as it tumbles down the hill.

Once the rock reaches bottom, you push it back up the hill to restore its potential energy. In addition to being the foundation of the myth of Sisyphus, this is how most people approach marketing. What do I mean? They do a lot of networking, a lot of pushing the rock up the hill, a lot of building potential, and then they enjoy the ride down the hill as all that potential releases itself as kinetic energy. Their pipelines fill with sales, their clients send them work, their bills get paid, and life is good.

Until the rock reaches bottom. Then things dry up. Clients call less. Invoices go unpaid. Sales dry up. The potential marketing energy converted to kinetic marketing energy, the kinetic marketing energy did its work, and now objects are at rest – and so is business. Only by pushing the rock back up the hill can you restore the flow of business, the energy of business… if you stay in business long enough to get the rock back up the hill.

This is Sisyphean marketing at its worst, creating boom and bust cycles for your business that generate results cyclically, with dry spells and enormous stress between the bursts of activity. This is the way to heartburn and much more.

How do you break out of this cycle? How do you stop living the Sisyphean nightmare? The answer is unpleasantly simple: you must transcend the illusion of one rock. You have to have multiple rocks in various states of going up and down hill all the time so that potential is always being released and potential is always being built. You always have to be building, always have to be marketing, always have to be promoting something in order to make sure that there are always rocks ready to roll.

The challenge is marshaling enough resources to keep more than one rock going at any given time. You can do this any number of ways. You can alternate pushing uphill while taking advantage of the downhill energy at the expense of missing half of the energy being released. This is a recipe for frustration.

You can ask for lots of hands to give little pushes to another rock, in a sort of crowdsourcing, hoping that lots of hands can get another rock to the top without you. This is a recipe for disaster, since there’s a chance the crowd won’t be there when you need them the most.

Ultimately, you will end up needing to hire someone else to push another rock or two uphill while you focus on taking advantage of the energy being released from one going downhill in order to make the most of your resources.

Once you transcend the idea that there is only one rock to push up a hill and ride down, you can begin bringing in resources you need for more than one rock, for more than one pathway to success. Only by realizing this can you set yourself on the path towards marketing success.

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April 7, 2011
Beyond Recipes
Chris Brogan posted an interesting commentary on offering recipes to your buyers, on the premise that people would be happier to buy from you if you offered serving suggestions rather than just a pile of ingredients. Go read it.

It’s a good start, but imagine this was the menu being served for dinner:
- Strawberry shortcake with garlic butter sauce
- Aged cheddar and crab dip
- Nilla wafer truffle
- Sashimi bi bim bab with chocolate fondue
Even if each recipe was cooked by a master chef, even if each recipe was an award-winning masterpiece, there’s a good chance you’re going to be really unhappy at the end of the meal, if you even last that long.

Absolutely, your guests will be happier if you give them recipes and dishes rather than piles of ingredients (unless you’re at a do-it-yourself hibachi restaurant). They’ll be even happier if they’re paired and matched well, set in a context of courses of a meal – in other words, have a strategy to what you serve them.

One of the biggest problems in social media and marketing right now is an abundance of recipes with no context, no strategy at all. Take a look at any blog, any Twitter feed, any personality’s list of recent content and there’s a good chance you’ll see piles of recipes:
- 5 tips for doing stuff with Twitter
- 8 great ways to do other stuff with Facebook
- 22 things you’re doing wrong with Foursquare
- 971 ways to promote yourself on LinkedIn
- 16,451 lists to blog about just like this one
These recipes are entirely without context, without a menu, without a strategy or structure that will help them blend with each other and make a coherent meal. Just like the culinary world, mixing and matching with no greater sense of what fits with what in your marketing and social media will likely give you a stomachache.

How do you remedy this? Learn to use a cookbook. Learn what recipes go with which courses, and then appropriately plan your meals so that you’re not randomly stacking recipes with each other. Have a framework. Have a map. Have a playbook. Your customers will be far more satisfied and you’ll have a much easier time planning your marketing meals.

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April 5, 2011
How do you know when to say no?
As life gets busier, there’s no shortage of things that can take up your time, energy, and resources. There’s also no shortage of people telling you to say no, from how to say no effectively to dozens of different ways of saying no. Few, however, address how to answer this fundamental question:

How do you know when to say no?

Let’s look at 3 basic factors that an opportunity presents:

1. Value. Is the opportunity valuable? Does it contribute to your overall personal or professional goals, either as an individual or an organization? Some opportunities may seem awesome but won’t actually contribute to your end goals.

2. Scarcity. How often does the opportunity or one like it come by? For example, authors submit review copies of their books to me on such a regular basis that the review copies now act as furniture. The opportunity there is not scarce. Having lunch with the President of the United States, however, would be a highly rare opportunity.

3. Commitment. How much commitment does the opportunity require? The reason there are piles of review copies of books in my office that have not been reviewed is that reading a book is a fairly serious time commitment if the review is to be any good, so I haven’t done it. Reading someone’s blog post or looking at their business plan can be tremendously resource-consuming. Writing an endorsement on LinkedIn can be relatively quick. Retweeting something on Twitter requires nearly no resource investment.

Take the time to actually score each opportunity you’re trying to evaluate. Award an opportunity up to 10 points for each category above, then set yourself a threshold for what you will and won’t accept for opportunities. Maybe a score of 20 would be your minimum. For example:

John Smith wants me to retweet his blog post about fried Twinkies.
- V: 0. No value to what I aim to accomplish.
- S: 0. Retweet requests from John are nearly daily. He’s kind of a jerk that way.
- C: 10. Easy and fast.
Verdict: 10/30. Decline.

The President of the United States wants to have lunch and discuss social media.
- V: 10. I do a lot of work in SM, so having lunch with the President might be useful to gain insight into his views.
- S: 10. I rarely get lunch requests from heads of state.
- C: 3. Going through the security clearance process and hauling it down to DC is a pain in the butt.
Verdict: 23/30. Accept.

Do you need this level of measurement in order to judge whether an opportunity is worth your time? Maybe. Certainly if you work with others, this opportunity judgement framework is useful for them to communicate with you an opportunity’s value in a very compact, tight way. Likewise, if you are responsible for passing along opportunities to other people, you might adopt this framework to communicate to them the value of something that’s crossed your desk.

Try it out and let me know how well it works for you.

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April 4, 2011

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