A baseball parable about politics

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Once upon a time, there were two baseball teams, the Red Sox and the Yankees. Each team did its thing, and the owners made money, the players made money, the advertisers made money in the stadiums and on the televisions, and all was more or less well. Fans got to root for their teams and enjoy $7 hot dogs and mediocre beers while cheering from the seats. Occasionally someone even hit a fly ball into the stands and made everyone happy.

MASFAA Closing Ceremonies at Fenway Park

Then a rivalry developed between the two teams. Each team’s fans became more ardent supporters of their team and detractors of the opposing team. Red Sox fans didn’t like Yankees fans. Yankees fans didn’t like Red Sox fans. The rivalry grew intense over the decades, but strangely, it didn’t drive people away from the stadiums. Quite the contrary – people flocked to see their teams and cheer for their teams more than ever.

The owners made more money. The players made more money. The advertisers made more money. The fans still got $7 hot dogs and beer, and started to express their dislike for the other team using words like war, traitor, and hatred. Fans even started to murder each other over the rivalry. But instead of trying to cool heated heads, we are content with the owners, players, media, and advertisers fanning the fires ever higher, even if the consequences of doing so are more dire, because the folks running the show (literally) are making a lot more money.

This in the world of propaganda is known as a granfalloon, or minimal group paradigm. We create a largely meaningless distinction and divide people along that distinction until we’ve created two or more ardent camps that will do actual physical harm to each other.

Now let’s port this idea over to the realm of politics. We have two large teams in the United States, the Republicans and the Democrats. We have owners – the campaign funders who benefit from the decisions made by lawmakers of each party. We have players – the elected officials we put in office and their appointees. We have advertisers and media who benefit from the enormous sums each election cycle. And we have the fans – us, the citizens.

It should come as no surprise, then, that the bitter rivalry between the two teams in politics has the same outcomes as the bitter rivalry in baseball and is thus encouraged by the establishment for their benefit. The owners make a lot more money. The players make a lot more money. The advertisers and media make a lot more money.

And the fans – we, the people? We get the equivalent of $7 hot dogs and beer, get to root for our teams, get to be divided into our respective camps and incited to violence for the benefit of the owners, players, and other interests running the show. One nation, indivisible? Hardly.

The next time you have a knee jerk reaction to someone or something because of the political label on it or them, take a step back and recognize that you’ve been played by the moneyed interests and transformed from a rational human being into a rabid fan. Mentally remove your team jersey, put away the meaningless bluster you’ve been asked to recite by your team, and give some actual critical thought to what’s in front of you.

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2 responses to “A baseball parable about politics”

  1. Really great analogy.  Thank you so much!!  I’ve been praying with “One nation, indivisible…” quite a bit lately.  

    God Bless Abraham Lincoln while I’m at it.  He declared a law during the Civil War that no one should create the American Flag sans stars from the south.  In other words, that every American Flag made should include all the stars from all of the states.  (At the time, anyone creating a flag needed to have stars and bars, but the order wasn’t yet the same for everyone, thus the South flag had the stars & bars crossed, etc. … still stars & bars …)

    Abe Lincoln, a lifelong Bible reader, listened to God / Creator / Higher Power, to know how to keep this country “indivisible” – and we have that same Source to help us stay indivisible too.  

    Bless you.  Thank you for the great insightful post.

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    Absolutely brilliant Mr. Penn. 

    Couple this with the possession shown by those swoons of fans on either side of the fence and the sense of ownership to their respective ‘players’. All blinded by smoke and mirrors, and agendas which prey on the weaknesses of the herd. While the naves are plotting their next attack on the opposition, the players and teams are all drinking bubbly and laughing at the herds’ exploitation. 

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