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Good job reading all the way to the bottom of the page. You have excellent attention to detail. This page exists because my inbox is full of pitches from every social media guru and their publicist pimping their latest book, speech, press release, or item for sale. Rather than spend 15-20 minutes daily replying “no” to everyone, I put up this page that effectively says, no, you won’t get free press about your product or service, but if you want the attention badly enough, you’ll be prepared to pay for it. For normal people not selling or asking for anything, enjoy this page with a laugh and a smile.

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