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Good job reading all the way to the bottom of the page. You have excellent attention to detail. This page exists because my inbox is full of pitches from every social media guru and their publicist pimping their latest book, speech, press release, or item for sale. Rather than spend 15-20 minutes daily replying “no” to everyone, I put up this page that effectively says, no, you won’t get free press about your product or service, but if you want the attention badly enough, you’ll be prepared to pay for it. For normal people not selling or asking for anything, enjoy this page with a laugh and a smile.

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  • http://twitter.com/robfitz Rob Fitzpatrick

    This is the greatest way to filter & prioritize new contacts that I've ever seen. Love it.

  • http://twitter.com/robfitz Rob Fitzpatrick

    This is the greatest way to filter & prioritize new contacts that I've ever seen. Love it.

  • http://twitter.com/robfitz Rob Fitzpatrick

    This is the greatest way to filter & prioritize new contacts that I’ve ever seen. Love it.

  • http://www.jackiecuyvers.com jackiecuyvers

    Just curious – have you gotten any urgent requests since adding the shopping cart or have you seen a dramatic decrease in those?

  • http://www.jackiecuyvers.com jackiecuyvers

    Just curious – have you gotten any urgent requests since adding the shopping cart or have you seen a dramatic decrease in those?

  • http://www.ChristopherSPenn.com Christopher S. Penn

    It's gotten much quieter :-)

  • http://www.ChristopherSPenn.com Christopher S. Penn

    It's gotten much quieter :-)

  • http://www.jackiecuyvers.com jackiecuyvers

    Just curious – have you gotten any urgent requests since adding the shopping cart or have you seen a dramatic decrease in those?

    • http://www.ChristopherSPenn.com Christopher S. Penn

      It’s gotten much quieter :-)

  • http://www.photography.ca/ marko

    Please ignore my last email about the pricing…I thought it was a serious thing and I was trying to be helpful. My bad. Big time doh! Great tactic.

  • http://www.photography.ca/ marko

    Please ignore my last email about the pricing…I thought it was a serious thing and I was trying to be helpful. My bad. Big time doh! Great tactic.

  • http://www.photography.ca/ marko

    Please ignore my last email about the pricing…I thought it was a serious thing and I was trying to be helpful. My bad. Big time doh! Great tactic.

  • Chi Tola

    i want to know if u would be interested in speaking in Nigeria – Green belt package please.

    • http://www.ChristopherSPenn.com Christopher S. Penn

      You’d also need to cover business-class travel and expenses. What sort of audience size?

      • Chi Tola

        Thanks for your reply. We will cover travel expenses. Audience is about 200. Can we have the financial implications so the conference planning committee can deliberate on and get back to you asap.

        Thanks.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shaun.cutrona Shaun Cutrona

    Hello Chris,

    With the potential merger of DirectTV and Dish Network, what does it mean for Blockbuster? I am a student and also work as a manager for a Blockbuster store to get me through college. It is my belief that Dish is using Blockbuster stores to market and sell satellite tv, as we have been selling the product in stores for months now. Would a merger make Blockbuster useless and thus beginning the liquidation process? I really appreciate your time and input.

    Thank you!