Fireworks alternatives for the 4th of July
01
Jul
Posted by: Christopher S. Penn in: Random
A few news outlets are reporting bans on fireworks and cancelations of 4th of July exhibits - so what do you do in place of fireworks?
Well, there’s always Diet Coke and Mentos. Seriously.
- Diet Coke and Mentos will not start wildfires.
- Diet Coke and Mentos will not make your clothes smell like cordite.
- Diet Coke and Mentos will not accidentally remove limbs or blind you unless you’re really, really careless.
- Diet Coke and Mentos are both consumable in case you change your mind.
- Diet Coke and Mentos are mostly made in America.
There will, of course, still be fireworks, too.
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