Superhero Powers You Have Right Now

Posted by on Apr 30, 2007 in Jedi mind tricks | 2 comments

Here’s a breakdown of some popular superhero powers – and the means by which you have them right now, with no additional work on your part.

Clairvoyance/Remote Viewing:
- Google Earth
- Google Maps
- YouTube
- UStream.tv
- Flickr

Telepathy/Empathy:
- Blogs
- Twitter
- RSS
- Email
- Server log files

Telekinesis/Psychokinesis:
- EatNow.com
- Webcams
- Stickam
- Buying anything online

Psychometry:
- Google

Precognition:
- Google
- RSS
- Data Aggregators
- SPSS

Astral Projection:
- Second Life

Clairaudience:
- Podcasts

Omnilinguism:
- Google Translate
- Babelfish

Mind Control:
- Online marketing

Encyclopedic Knowledge:
- Internet access

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  • http://42minus71.org/ Clarence

    This is a solid list, Chris, and I dig the reality twist. Takin’ submissions, bruh?

    Shapeshifting:
    Any social network (MySpace, Friendster, Facebook)

  • http://42minus71.org Clarence

    This is a solid list, Chris, and I dig the reality twist. Takin’ submissions, bruh?

    Shapeshifting:
    Any social network (MySpace, Friendster, Facebook)

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